Small Peanuts

Dear Dr. Ruth,
I ain't never writ much, but I am taking pen in hand... 'cause my wife Gruyere told me about your TV show. I ain't got time to watch TV 'cause I am a farmer growing peanuts on this place... Gruyere says you answer husband and wifely questions on your show...
(This is a sample of one of my writings. Come see a reading of the whole thing at the upcoming BlogFest at Borders, Rancho Mirage.)

An Idea Sold

Because putting meaningful words together is such a big part of a writer's life, I've been almost forced to open this blog. My book requires another rewrite, my spoken presentation requires refreshing, and my desk top needs cleaning. So what am I doing with a blog? I am looking for more ideas. Since ideas are not copyrightable, I intend to use every posted worthwhile idea to monetary benefit. You have been forewarned... Farquardht Stough is for sale -- cheap.