Small Peanuts

Dear Dr. Ruth,
I ain't never writ much, but I am taking pen in hand... 'cause my wife Gruyere told me about your TV show. I ain't got time to watch TV 'cause I am a farmer growing peanuts on this place... Gruyere says you answer husband and wifely questions on your show...
(This is a sample of one of my writings. Come see a reading of the whole thing at the upcoming BlogFest at Borders, Rancho Mirage.)