An American Carol

A brilliant comedy that will be loved by those who love America, be hated by those who hate America, and will not be understood by those who ignore the damage being done to this great country by liberal, fascist thought. Zucker will catch hell for making this wonderful satire centered on Michael “Cheeseburger” Moore’s idiotic pseudo-documentaries. None of the moronic personalities who are part of his flock will even recognize the parodies made of them. I commend the brave souls who signed on to this hilarious outing – Kevin Farley, Tracy Adkins, Kelsey Grammer, Jon Voight, Leslie Nielson… undying patriots all. The Islamic fascists are portrayed to a “T.” Loved them for treating their roles seriously. Kevin is as good as Chris ever was – his casting was genius. Jon Voight’s George Washington is moving. Grammer’s Patton is refreshingly to the point. And Tracy… what can one say? He sings Charley’s patriotic song with a country passion – and he’s a damn good actor, too. Leslie Nielson tells the tale well, as he always does. And the kids, too, are true to form. Zounds! Why aren’t more films like this being made? I’m going to see it again on the big screen before it gets shut down. Can’t wait for the DVD to come out so I can watch it on election night. (Bruce: Eat your heart out.)